Inspirational Garlic Madness !!!

Let's see how easy it is to send your cells into a cryptic overdrive as they try and untangle this fantastic spud like facts around something which we use as a commodity every day of lives.

Here we go are you ready for this, this could quite possibly give you a headache.

You can easily make garlic glue !!! If you find yourself in the wild and have smashed something delicate then pulp down some trusty garlic cloves, keep mincing, and eventually, a white sticky substance will be presented this can easily be used as a form of glue !!!

There are over 490 varieties of garlic available each with their unique characteristics

Deepak Sharma Bajagain from Nepal is a garlic eating guru as he holds the world record for the most cloves eaten in under 1 minute – "How many" we hear you shriek an amazing 34! is the record !!! Wowza could you beat that ??

Garlic is a most radical healer for wounds !!! In World War 1 British soldiers carried garlic which they applied to anyone slightly worse for wear to heal them faster.

17 Amino acids hide out in the trusty garlic making garlic an essential addition to our diets. Our body relies on Amino Acids for every bodily function – its imperative we ingest amino acids in our foods so get eating garlic as they hold many.

Garlic and in fact onions are toxic to cats and dogs don’t feed your pets garlic it will severely damage their wellness!!

If you stink from a good garlic sampling session just drink some fresh lemon juice and the smell will instantly disappear.

China is the worlds largest producer of garlic weighing in at a MASSIVE 23 million tonnes !!!

Legend holds stories of a young chap called Dracumgo who existed in the luscious forests of southern Asia. Dracumgo was an intreguing chap who loved to wander around the woods foraging for elusive delights.

One moonlit night Dracumgo was found stumbling around with hands full of foraged garlic bulbs stinking so much the native mozzys stayed far away. A cheeky monkey saw Dracumgo stumbling about and decided to try and rob Drac’s Load – Sneaky positioned the chubby-cheeked monkey crept up silently through the canopy and lept onto Drac’s back in surprise in a hope he could capture some stray bulbs.

Dracumgo shrieked with freight and as planned threw his prized garlic stash high into the air. It was some time until the garlic started to fall back to earth but when it did it smashed open on the rocks with sheer force.

The now hugely excited monkey was leaping for joy but found himself slowly becoming a tad sticky the more he jumped pounding the garlic further and further into a paste. It wasn’t long until monkey became stuck like someone had just sprayed him with no nails.

Dracumgo picked his unbroken cloves and headed home leaving the monkey securely attached to the rocks – Who knows the garlic stealing monkey could still be stuck there waiting to be saved !!!

Since this day Dracumgo carried garlic in his pocket for every occasion just in case of attack - bet he smelt nice !!!